Blogs make me uncomfortable. To put yourself on display on such a public forum for the whole world to read about your thoughts, your ideas, your fears and your desires so that they may be able to judge you, or maybe try and understand the functioning of your twisted brain--which, by the way, even you sometimes doubt is properly wired--or, maybe, if there are others out there as freakishly bored and jobless as I, and who actually think they relate to what they read here is a disturbing thought. Almost like a weird sex fetish involving animals or feet or processed animal hide or hard-heeled footwear or maybe all of them together or even in parts. Bottomline: WEIRD!
And yet, here I am, starting yet another blog, under yet another pseudonym on yet another Saturday. What got me writing here again? I don't know. Actually, I do know, but I will not give him the satisfaction of having his efforts, or the fruits they bore, acknowledged.
What happened to the other blogs? I grew out of two of them and simply removed the third one from webspace after a rather loathsome encounter involving some stray hair, glue, water, duct tape, a friend's friend, some sweet words and the perverted mind of a stalker with an apparently unknown sexual identity (actually, it involved only the last three; the rest were added simply to create some pointless, unsolicited drama [I tend to do that a lot {wheeee! So many brackets! :D}]). So, that's resolved...
Now the bit about the pseudonym: Plain Salt. Again, I become a tad bit hazy when I think back on why I chose this name. These are not my initials. Nor am I excessively fond of plain salted potato chips. No, I'm not a second-rate American rap star either. It just sounded nice, I guess. Don't think so? Maybe you should introduce your behind to my friend Mr. Jackhammer.
That's about all what I wanted to say in my first post, I guess. Oh, and one more thing. I'm gay. Happy to be so. And this blog will mostly centre around that fact (you probably [hopefully] get the joke about Mr. Jackhammer now... or maybe not!).
7 comments:
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Just wanted you to have a meaningful first post. ;)
Wheeeeeeeee! So many brackets indeed! And so much insipid drollery too...
Nonetheless, the award for Miss Universe goes to One Ms. Punge.. uh, Plain Salt.
Courtesy, ma'am.
Hope you plan to fill these pages more often than once a month. Otherwise, someone will have to be spa- ... erm, told off.
So watch out!
*make that a "meaningful first comment"
Geez!
A massively interesting first post...
I wonder what this blog will turn into.
Is it bad that I like brackets?
You don't post very often, do you?
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